Im Only Gonna Update More As I Update.
(When People Give Me More Comments, My Level Goes Up, Etc.)
So This May Possibly The Epic Post In The Making

UPDATE: Due To ScaryMovieGuy Pissing Me And Someone Else Off He Is
Giving Me His Account As Payback.

UPDATE: Im Lonely. :''(

UPDATE: Anyone Here Wanna Make Friends?

Updated: 07/23/08 4:51 AM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

I Need New Comments, Good Damnit!

AND LOTS!

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Do You Think I Look Good?
(The Pic Is Crappy Because Im Laying Down)
I Just Took It Too.
I Have A Webcam And A Mic. Btw.

Updated: 07/08/08 5:27 PM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

Im Not Doing The Epic Post For A While, For Now, Need New Posts And Some
Goddamned Comments, Every 25th Person To Comment, Gets To Be My Friend.

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Done On 9:16 6-15-08 Lol
Me - White
Black - Some German Dewd.
Here It Is:
Black has chat turned on. (Beginner, German)
You are playing as White.
White> No
White> No
White> No
Black> Yes
White> Yes
Black> Yes
White> No
Black> Yes
White> No
Black> Good game
White> Yes
Black> I'm thinking...
White> Yes
Black> Good luck!
White> No

lol..."good game, yes, im thinking, yes, good luck, no"
Love It. 3-------8

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So I Thought This May Straight People Out
On NG Who Have Problems Out Of Nowhere
So Here Is Its First Attempt:
If You Break One Of My Ng Rules, You Give
Me Your Password Through PM So I Make
Sure You Dont Break Rules And You
Cannot Do, What I Give As Punishment:
======================================
Small Time Ng Crime - Strong/Strict Warning
======================================
Code Green - No PMing, No Commenting,
Bloging, Responding To Comments, No NG Games
Or Movies Over The Rating: Mature, And No Voting.
======================================
Code Blue - Same As Above, But Cannot Log In For
The First Week Of Jail, And No Reviewing.
======================================
Code Yellow - Same As Code Blue, No Blowing Whistle
On Animation, Cancellation Of Ng E-mail Updates
(If On)
======================================
Code Orange - Same As Yellow But Cannot Log In For
Two Weeks
======================================
Code Red - Same As Orange (Maximum Lockdown) Not
Allowed On Ng During Jail.
======================================
The Ng Jail Crime Period Is:
3 weeks TO one year
======================================
Current Prisoners: 2 Crimes Done: ? Ng Jail Officers: 4
======================================
Ng Jail Crimes:
Spamming
Hacking
Racism
Illegal Property
Hardcore Porn
Rape Porn
Stealing Flash/Games
Harrasment
~~~~ For Now That Will Have To Do ~~~~
======================================
Statistics
======================================
Most Catches:
87
Most Crimes Commited In A Day:
87
Most Popular Crime:
Harrasment
======================================
Warrants
======================================
betty - spamming {SILENCED}
Dools - spamming
Fleek - spamming
k0x - spamming, harrasment {SILENCED}
clipclip321 - hacking {IN JAIL ON CODE YELLOW
(On May 31, 2008 Time Left: 1 Month, 16 Days)}
yumchin2 - spamming, harrasment {IN JAIL ON CODE
ORANGE (On June 2, 2008 Time Left: 2 Months, 22 Days)}
hardyboyz - spamming
Pinconjo - spamming
======================================
Civilians Helped
======================================
107/ ???
======================================
Calls
======================================
107/ ???
======================================
Civillian Helpers
======================================
edd203 - helps find criminals
======================================
Working Ranks
======================================
1 - Civillian Helper
2 - Working Civillian
3 - Civillian Hero
4 - Beat Cop
5 - Cop
6 - State Police
7 - State Trooper
If Higher I'll Tell You, Those Are Only Samples.
======================================
Workers
======================================
1.Name: yumchin Level: 7
2.Name: clipclip321 Level: 1
3.Name: PF-Bot Level: 7
4.Name: Edd Level: 6
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
======================================
NG Police Friends
======================================
1.1337leader (BANNED)
2. Zanarchy
3. Edd203
4. ScaryMovieGuy
5.
6
7.
8.
9.
10.
======================================
Current Officer Life Signs (COLS)
======================================
Matt Is: Currently Typing And Just Woke
Up At 12:01 PM Eastern Time

PF-Bot Is: Currently On, Powered Up
And Serving Warrants

Edd203 Is: Probably Chewin' Wit His Bro'
And Eating Something Delicious.

Clipclip321 Is: Currently Rotting In Jail.
======================================
Edit Tracker
======================================
Sunday, June 8, 2008 By: Matt
======================================
Contact
======================================
Contact Me From These Addresses If You
Need To:

Myspace:
www.myspace.com/almightyyumchin
Newgrounds:
PM/Comment
PF-Bot
E-Mail:
yumchin42@yahoo.com

Please Tell Your Friends About Us!

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Fuck you, you ballsack tickling, ball licking, raccoon molesting, jizz puking, abnormal diarrhea stain.
You need more Valtrex, you repugnant blood belching vagina.
Pull that dick out of your ass, you ass faced, pitiful, koala bear raping, abhorrent penis vein.
You have no friends, you psychotic, chimpanzee molesting, repulsive, slimy, retarded dickwad.
Suck my ass, you spastic, infant raping, ass-jackhammering, fat grundle muncher.
Cram it up your ass, you pretentious, crusty, skanky pubic hair.
Shut the fuck up, you squid raping, semen puking cock gobbler.
Suck my balls, you penis groping, insignificant, jizz puking, skanky, opossum raping sack of anal discharge.
No one likes you, you revolting, squid raping, rabies infected sack of shit.
What the hell is wrong with you, you baboon molesting, pisant, revolting sack of nasal discharge.
Don't make me skull fuck you, you seahorse raping, scroungy lard sack.
Suck my hairy ballsack, you jizz puking, clown raping assclown.
Change your colostomy bag, you pitiful, fat, pisant, chipmunk raping punk ass bitch.
You sicken me, you homeless, homosexual, hippopotamus raping diarrhea stain.
Gouge your fucking eyes out, you scroungy, squid raping cockshaft.
Stop your bitching, you unwanted, ear mite raping barrel of diarrhea.
Jump in front of a bus, you insignificant, horse fucking, jellyfish molesting, revolting, unnecessary cancerous blob of fuckshit.
Suck my balls, you miserable, fat faced arsehole.
Gouge your fucking eyes out, you stupid, hippopotamus raping dickwad.
Eat shit, you horse fucking, giraffe raping ass muffin.
Suck my hairy nutsack, you scroungy, revolting, dead baby molesting cunt.
Suck a dick, you fagalicious, cow molesting, retarded twat.
Eat elk shit, you slimy, armadillo molesting sack of diarrhea.
Cram it up your ass, you freakish, penis groping, opossum raping pubic louse.
Have sex with yourself, you fat, chicken raping, shittastic cancerous blob of fuckshit.
Please just shut the hell up, you pretentious vas deferens.
Suck my hairy nutsack, you disgusting, shittastic, duck-billed platypus molesting, skanky sack of shit.
I'm going to rape your eyesockets, you electrical socket raping, pretentious, fucking disgusting barrel of feces.
No one likes you, you ass-jackhammering, assramming, retarded, toad raping faggot.
Keep the fuck shut up, you psychotic, orangoutang molesting, miserable butt plug.
Go hang yourself, you gorilla raping, scroungy, fugly pile of feces.
Suck my hairy ballsack, you fat, electrical socket raping cockmaster.
Suck my hairy nutsack, you fugly, unnecessary, aids infected, dead baby molesting sack of shit.
Eat my asshole, you abnormal, psycho-apeshit, lawn chair raping penis muncher.
No one gives a shit, you retarded, salamander molesting, crusty, cock licking barrel of feces.
Suck my left nut, you psycho-apeshit, toad raping, assramming fuck nugget.
You sicken me, you walrus raping, cock licking butt plug.
Blow it out your ass, you psychotic, blender raping, assramming, crusty scrotum sucker.
Suck my balls, you cock licking, miserable, pastry raping faggot.
Stop your faggotry, you repulsive, hampster molesting, pitiful semen stain.
Suck my asshole, you polar bear raping, cock sucking big floppy donkey dick.
Pull that dick out of your ass, you walrus molesting, slimy, genital wart infected, pig fucking dickhead.
I'm going to rape your eyesockets, you crusty, abhorrent, chameleon raping shitfuck.
Eat elk shit, you skanky, retarded, mime molesting assbandit.
Have sex with yourself, you pelican raping, repulsive, slimy piece of shit.
You need more Valtrex, you penis groping, spastic, snail raping sack of penal discharge.
Suck a dick, you scroungy, semen faced, crusty, ballsack tickling assclown.
Shut your fucking face, you faggity, squid raping, cock sucking cancerous blob of fuckshit.
Jump in front of a truck, you seahorse molesting, ballsack tickling wanker.
Suck a dick, you unnecessary, pitiful, sloth molesting, stupid douchebag.
Have sex with yourself, you electrical socket raping, abhorrent, penis tickling, semen puking sack of nasal discharge.
Eat elk shit, you repulsive, psychotic, spastic, mime raping sack of penal discharge.
Go hang yourself, you hippopotamus raping, retarded, ass faced penis vein.
Suck my asshole, you stupid, snail raping douche waffle.
Suck my hairy nutsack, you miserable, manatee raping asslord.
Play around in a food processor, you skanky, slimy freak of nature.
You have no friends, you abhorrent, spastic, fucking disgusting, pisant sack of diarrhea.
Eat my shit, you assramming, lemur raping, freakish barrel of shit.
Shut your fucking face, you unnecessary, duck-billed platypus molesting, abnormal, stupid sack of vaginal discharge.
Suck my hairy ballsack, you retarded, chimpanzee raping pile of feces.
You sicken me, you repulsive, pelican raping penal implant.
Please just shut the hell up, you assramming, giraffe raping, detestable, slimy vas deferens.
Go 69 with yourself, you boner-biting gaywad.
Go 69 with yourself, you opossum molesting, psychotic waste of life.
Shut your fucking face, you stupid, pompous, clown molesting, fat fucktard.
Blow yourself, you Fig Newton raping, psychotic, anal-retentive blood belching vagina.
Jump in front of a bus, you pig fucking, retarded, clown molesting penis goblin.
Change your colostomy bag, you anal-retentive, seahorse molesting cockmaster.
Eat penguin shit, you woodpecker raping, pretentious, filthy queer.
Eat shit and die, you boner-biting fagmiester.
^.^ --- with love, yumchin

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</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td valign="top" align="left" width="435" bgcolor="ffffff" style="word-wrap:break-word">
<span class="orangetext15">*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:</span><br>
<table>

<tr><th colspan="2">Basics:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Name:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Date of Birth:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Birthplace:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Current Location:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Eye Color:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Hair Color:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Height:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Heritage:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Piercings:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Tattoos:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">Favourite:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Band/Singer:</td><td></td></tr >

<tr><td>Song:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Movie:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Disney Movie:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>TV show:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Color:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Food:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Pizza topping:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Ice-Cream Flavor:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Drink (alcoholic):</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Soda:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Store:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Clothing Brand:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Shoe Brand:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Season:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Month:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Holiday/Festival:</td><td></td ></tr>

<tr><td>Flower:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Make-Up Item:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Board game:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">This or That</th></tr>

<tr><td>Sunny or rainy:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Chocolate or vanilla:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Fruit or veggie:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Night or day:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Sour or sweet:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Love or money:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Phone or in person:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Looks or personality:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Coffee or tea:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Hot or cold:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">Your:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Goal for this year:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Most missed memory:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Best physical feature:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>First thought waking up:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Hypothetical personality disorder:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Preferred type of plastic surgery:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Sesame street alter ego:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Fairytale alter ego:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Most stupid remark:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Worst crime:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Greatest ambition:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Greatest fear:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Darkest secret:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Favorite subject:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Strangest received gift:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Worst habit:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">Do You:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Smoke:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Drink:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Curse:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Shower daily:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Like thunderstorms:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Dance in the rain:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Sing:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Play an instrument:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Get along with your parents:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Wish on stars:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Believe in fate:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Believe in love at first sight:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">Can You:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Drive:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Sew:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Cook:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Speak another language:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Dance:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Sing:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Touch your nose with your tongue:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Whistle:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Curl your tongue:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">Have You Ever:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Been Drunk:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Been Stoned/High:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Eaten Sushi:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Been in Love:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Skipped school:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Made prank calls:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Sent someone a love letter:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Stolen something:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Cried yourself to sleep:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">Other Questions:</th></tr>

<tr><td>What annoys you most in a person?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Are you right or left handed?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What is your bedtime?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Name three things you can't live without:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What is the color of your room?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Do you have any siblings?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Do you have any pets?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What is you middle name?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What are you nicknames?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Are you for or against gay marriage?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What are your thoughts on abortion?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Do you have a crush on anyone?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Are you afraid of the dark?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>How do you want to die?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Would you take a bullet for the one you love?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>What is the last law you've broken?</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><th colspan="2">In a Member of the Opposite Sex:</th></tr>

<tr><td>Hair color:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Eye color:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Height</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Weight</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Most important physical feature:</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td>Biggest turn-off</td><td></td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2">Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com</td></tr>
</table>

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ARMY OWN4GE
It Showed A Bunch Of Dead Army Men, Young Men, I Think Its Bullshit They Send
Children Into War, The Government Needs To Use Their Fucking Heads, If They
Sent Me In, Id Do Whats In THe Pic Below.

Happy Now, ScaryMovieGuy?

Updated: 04/20/08 12:24 PM 8 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!

I Made This Pic And I Wanna Know Do You Like It?

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